It needs to grab a plunger from the plumbing section.
Das_Hydra on
Tbh I reckon I could get away from that thing
WaterFriendsIV on
R2x4D2x4
IjustGottaSee on
Take me to your sweeper.
jamkoch on
Shoppers at Lowes must be sterilized.
PMYourTinyTitties on
Looks more like a spacex dragon capsule to me lol
martiancannibal on
This thing looks like a cross between a dalek, R2-D2, and Maximillian from *The Black Hole.*
jperez26 on
You are The Doctor! You shall be EX-TERM-INATED!
iTwango on
Bro it’s a protectron
Periodic-Inflation on
Honestly I really just want it to cruise the aisles saying “can.. I.. help.. you.. find… anything” in a flat mechanical voice and then roll away before anyone has a chance to respond.
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Im-per-son-ate
It needs to grab a plunger from the plumbing section.
Tbh I reckon I could get away from that thing
R2x4D2x4
Take me to your sweeper.
Shoppers at Lowes must be sterilized.
Looks more like a spacex dragon capsule to me lol
This thing looks like a cross between a dalek, R2-D2, and Maximillian from *The Black Hole.*
You are The Doctor! You shall be EX-TERM-INATED!
Bro it’s a protectron
Honestly I really just want it to cruise the aisles saying “can.. I.. help.. you.. find… anything” in a flat mechanical voice and then roll away before anyone has a chance to respond.
Always reminded of the time a woman tried reporting a crime to one of these, only for it to [tell her to go away and then sing a song](https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-robot-told-woman-go-away-tried-report-crime-sang-song-10864648/amp/) as it rolled off.
In the store with spray paint, hammers, tape, and all the tools to take it apart?
With the tools available at Lowes I could have that thing disassembled before it could call for real backup
Wesley, show your penis.
https://youtu.be/9lNPBtYDDKg?si=aBNtRofgO5qZPOyo
Randomly asks you in the northeastern accent if you would like to sign up for the credit card
https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-26ufg3YDXyxICY42Q
The future is so fucking depressing.
This looks like its right out of Fall Out series, is that intentional?
How long before that thing gets stolen?
Uh oh
